So you’ve just gone through the dramatic intro sequence to Soul Calibur, past the booming announcement that the disk you just inserted and playing is indeed SOUL CALIBUR, chosen your gaming mode and selected the most epic characater to your liking and waited for the battle to load against your adversary, only to be palmed in the face by some of quotes from your character and opponent. If you thought that was bad, you haven’t heard the rest of it. Over at Gamespot’s GameFAQs, a thread for once hasn’t taken the usual dive into to trolls and dribble and instead led up the path of lols with a compilation of all the statements and repsonses between combatents. Go read the thread yourself here. Or if your too lazy to click, try some of the highlights below:
Siegfried/Sophitia: You could never understand.
CaS: I understand. Now come.
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CaS: “so you wanna do it here”
Mitsu: “Fine. Come on.”
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Mitsurugi: You again?! I’ve had enough of you!
Taki: Ha ha ha! Haven’t you had enough?
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Voldo: Hiss.
Lizardman: Grrrar.
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Cervantes: Come! Have a taste of my power!
Nightmare: Taste fear!
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Voldo: (…)
Lizardman: (…)
Taki: at least your stance looks good.
(Artwork by Line Art: Joe Ng, Colours: David Grier, Found at Devientart)
